Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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