I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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