I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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