She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
