am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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