so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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