If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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