White coat. Heels.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i dont even know how to be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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