I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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