It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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