She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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