508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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