Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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