hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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