In the future we'll all be gay
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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