why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm like, not good at living.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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