we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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