Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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