ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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