every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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