She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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