Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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