yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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