Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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