This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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