I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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