Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i've created a new STD.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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