Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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