is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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