She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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