Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
