shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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