That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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