mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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