Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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