Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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