Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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