Swine flu. Run for my life!
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Your penis caused this!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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