Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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