Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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