but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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