trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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