used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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