I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
