FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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