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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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