It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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