Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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