Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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