My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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