I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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