I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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