Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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