so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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